(CHANGING CHANNELS)
Sorry, Titans,
no time to chit chat...
I'm off on a secret mission.
(CHANGING CHANNELS)
That's right,
I'm heading out now
on classified work.
-No questions, please.
-(CONTINUES CHANGING CHANNEL)
It's "top, top, tippity top"
secret.
(CLEARING THROAT LOUDLY)
So where are you going, Robin?
(GASPS)
How many times
do I have to tell you?
It's top secret!
-Okay.
-Goodbye.
Have fun.
If you need me,
I'll just be at the...
...Batcave.
(GLASS SHATTERS)
Batcave?
Can I come?
What about me?
-I would also like to visit.
-Beats hanging around here.
-Can I come?
-What about me?
(ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
Uh-uh, nope.
I'm the only one
Batman trusts on this
super important mission.
-Can I come?
-What about me?
Besides,
you Titans are needed here.
(WHIRRING)
Someone might jaywalk.
(ENGINE REVVING)
(GLASS SHATTERS)
(ENGINE REVVING)
-(BEEPING)
-Robin.
(BUZZES)
Robin.
(BUZZES)
The, uh...
(CLEARS THROAT)
-...Boy Wonder.
-(BEEPS)
AUTOMATED MALE VOICE:
Voice recognition activated.
Boy Wonder.
(VOICE TITTERS)
All right, let's get to work.
(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
(BUTTON CLACKING)
-(COMPUTER BEEPS)
-Huh. What's this?
(READING)
(GROANS)
Oh, snap. Juice.
(STUTTERING)
How did you get
in the Batcave
past all the alarms and
sensors and booby traps?
-You left the door open.
-(GRUNTS)
I thought you said this was
an important mission.
-Ah!
-This is an important mission.
-(ALARM BLARING)
-(GASPS)
Is that the crime alert?
No!
It's time to feed the fish.
No time to loose!
Must act fast!
-(TITANS LAUGHING)
-(GASPS)
Oh, for real?
STARFIRE: What is with
the short shorts?
Come on,
come on, come on,
you can't be in here.
I've strict orders
from Batman.
Don't worry, bro,
we'll leave.
But first,
let's check this place out.
Get down from there.
Just ignore him, guys.
-(CLANGING)
-Ah!
Don't lose those!
Two, three, four.
(DROOLING)
Take that off!
But the costume
is too tight to remove.
Ah, ah... She's so...
(MUMBLING)
(SNARLING)
(BOTH SNARLING)
(CLANGING)
No, no, no.
That is not a toy.
It's a giant remote controlled
dinosaur robot,
of course it's a toy!
-(LOUD CLANGING)
-(CRACKLING)
Oh.
Ooh!
The ultimate batarang.
I thought it was just a myth.
Ow!
No one is allowed to touch
the ultimate batarang.
This is Batman's
most prized possession.
If anything happened to it,
he'd kill me.
-Now, let's...
-(GLASS SHATTERING)
Awesome!
(METALLIC WHOOSHING)
(DOG GROWLING)
(SCREAMING)
(MIMICS BATMAN)
Well, well, well,
what happened here?
I'm so, so sorry.
So, so, so sorry, Batman.
I leave you in charge
for one day
and what do you do?
I didn't mean
to let you down.
What are we going
to do with him, Alfred?
(MIMICS ALFRED)
Well, I don't know, sir.
Please just give me
another chance.
(GRUNTS)
(CHATTERING)
He has some major issues.
Why are you so scared
of Batman anyway?
(SCOFFS) What... Scared?
Come on, me?
No way.
I think it's 'cause Batman
used to be your boss,
so you still do
whatever he says.
It's not like that at all.
We're peers now.
We work together,
side by side.
You mean you're a sidekick?
I am nobody's sidekick!
Yet you ride in a side car.
On a side note,
you should grow
some sideburns.
Or go see a sideshow.
Ooh, would you like
a side of the fries with that?
Oh, you're so funny
'cause you're just
saying "side" a lot.
(CACKLING) I know.
We're so hilarious.
(ALARM BLARING)
Robin, quickly,
feed the fish!
-It's not the fish.
-(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)
It's the H.I.V.E.
Think we should?
Definitely should.
Very should.
The should.
Shouldn't!
Not the ultimate batarang.
Hey, we might need it.
(WHOOSHING)
Let's see how
this baby handles.
(ENGINE REVVING)
(BEEPING)
(BATS SCREECHING)
The Titans?
Let's do this.
(GROANS)
The H.I.V.E. can wait.
Got to get back
Batman's equipment.
Cyborg, no!
(GRUNTING)
Two, three, four.
Wait, where's the fifth one?
Wait, recount.
One, two, three, four...
Where's the fifth one?
Ah-ha, there you are.
Come to Papa.
Beast Boy!
-(GROANS) What did you do?
-Ah!
(SQUEAKING)
Okay, this should
come right out.
(ROBIN GRUNTING)
(WHISTLES)
You know the rules.
Go home.
(GRUNTS)
Not so fast.
-(CLANGS)
-Whee!
(GRUNTS)
Looks like so.
Think I got most of them back.
Little luck,
he'll never notice.
Oh-ho-ho-ho.
Where is the ultimate batarang?
They've got it.
We can't let them use it.
'Cause it would kill us.
Because Batman would kill me.
(BEEPING)
No!
(WHOOSHING)
(RHYTHMIC MUSIC PLAYING)
That's the secret weapon?
It is not even a weapon.
Yeah. What would Batman
use that for?
(RHYTHMIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
And... suddenly I'm a little
less scared of Batman.
This is going to be fun.
(SCOFFS)
Maybe Batman won't notice.
(EXPLODES)
Are you gonna be okay?
We could stay with you
as you speak to the Batman.
Nah. It's time I man up
and tell him I am not
a sidekick anymore.
I'm not gonna water his plants
or feed his fish.
I mean, seriously,
you just sprinkle it in.
Batman is about to learn
that from now on
he is not the boss of me.
(SCREAMING)
I didn't mean it, Batman.
I'll clean all this up.
Please don't be mad.
-Please, please...
-Uh, dude,
I was just putting this back.
Uh, who am I kidding.
(SPRAYING)
(DOOR CLOSES)